MartyTHE VAGINA GOVERNOR
February 18th 2012 00:43
Governor Bob McDonnell has stated that he will sign the law passed by the Virginia Legislature that will make it mandatory for any women contemplating an abortion to have a transvaginal ultrasound.
This means if a women was violently raped and became pregnant, before she could have an abortion she would have to have her vagina invaded and probed with an instrument.
THAT IS LIKE RAPE WITH AN INSTRUMENT.
LET'S FACE IT FOLKS. THOSE CONSERVATIVE VIRGINIA REPUBLICANS REALLY ARE KINKY OR JUST HAVE THIS THING ABOUT VAGINAS.
WHAT IS REALLY SICK ABOUT THIS LAW IS THAT REPUBLICAN WOMEN IN THE LEGISLATURE WENT ALONG WITH THIS LAW. IN FACT ONE WOMAN SPONSORED THE LEGISLATION. SCARY, SCARY.
WHAT IS IT ABOUT A WOMAN'S VAGINA THAT FASCINATES THESE CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICANS?
I EXPECT THEM TO PASS AN ADDITIONAL LAW THAT MAKES IT MANDATORY THE PROCEDURE BE FILMED AND UPLOADED TO YOUTUBE.
OR, THAT EACH MEMBER OF THE LEGISLATURE BE GIVEN A PRIVATE SCREENING ALONG WITH GOV. BOB MCDONNELL EVERY TIME THIS PROCEDURE IS PERFORMED. THEY CAN NAME THIS "THE PROTECT AND OBSERVE LAW".
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT THE LEGISLATURE WILL RENAME THE STATE OF VIRGINIA TO THE GREAT STATE OF VAGINIA. AND CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT THE STATE SYMBOL WILL LOOK LIKE ON THE FLAG!
NOW STOP AND THINK ABOUT THIS......THE GOVERNOR AND LEGISLATURE CAN BE CALLED: "VAGINA BOB MCDONNELL AND THE VAGINETTS".
THESE CONSERVATIVE VIRGINIA POLITICIANS WILL BECOME KNOWN AS "TRUE CONSERVAGINAS."
THE NEW VIRGINIA MOTTO BY THE VIRGINIA LEGISLATURE CAN BE....." NO VAGINA LEFT UNTOUCHED!"
THE NEXT FUNDRAISING LAW FOR THE SOMEWHAT PERVERTED REPUBLICAN CONSERVAGINAS OF VIRGINIA WILL BE STATE VAGINA INSPECTION CENTERS WHERE WOMEN WILL HAVE MANDATORY YEARLY INSPECTIONS AND HAVE AN INSPECTION STICKER APPLIED.
OF COURSE THERE WILL BE THE EXCEPTION FOR MEMBERS OF THE LEGISLATURE AND THEIR FAMILIES AS WELL AS THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH SINCE THEY ARE THE PRIVILEGED ONES.
OMG! THE REPUBLICAN CONSERVAGINAS CAN SPONSOR THE "VIRGINIA VAGINA MONOLOGUES " PERFORMED BY GOV. VAGINA BOB MCDONNELL AND THE VAGINETTS.
AND TO THINK THAT ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT CONSERVATIVES DIDN'T BELIEVE IN BIG GOVERNMENT. AND THEY DON'T. THEY JUST BELIEVE IN A PROBING GOVERNMENT.
THE NEXT BIG THING IN VIRGINIA IS PASSING THE PERSONHOOD LAW WHERE A FERTILIZED EGG BECOMES A LITTLE PERSON. BUT THIS LAW IS ONLY TO HELP CREATE AN NEW KNITTING INDUSTRY FOR VIRGINIA.
YOU KNOW BOOTIES FOR MICROSCOPIC FEET.
This means if a women was violently raped and became pregnant, before she could have an abortion she would have to have her vagina invaded and probed with an instrument.
THAT IS LIKE RAPE WITH AN INSTRUMENT.
LET'S FACE IT FOLKS. THOSE CONSERVATIVE VIRGINIA REPUBLICANS REALLY ARE KINKY OR JUST HAVE THIS THING ABOUT VAGINAS.
WHAT IS REALLY SICK ABOUT THIS LAW IS THAT REPUBLICAN WOMEN IN THE LEGISLATURE WENT ALONG WITH THIS LAW. IN FACT ONE WOMAN SPONSORED THE LEGISLATION. SCARY, SCARY.
WHAT IS IT ABOUT A WOMAN'S VAGINA THAT FASCINATES THESE CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICANS?
I EXPECT THEM TO PASS AN ADDITIONAL LAW THAT MAKES IT MANDATORY THE PROCEDURE BE FILMED AND UPLOADED TO YOUTUBE.
OR, THAT EACH MEMBER OF THE LEGISLATURE BE GIVEN A PRIVATE SCREENING ALONG WITH GOV. BOB MCDONNELL EVERY TIME THIS PROCEDURE IS PERFORMED. THEY CAN NAME THIS "THE PROTECT AND OBSERVE LAW".
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT THE LEGISLATURE WILL RENAME THE STATE OF VIRGINIA TO THE GREAT STATE OF VAGINIA. AND CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT THE STATE SYMBOL WILL LOOK LIKE ON THE FLAG!
NOW STOP AND THINK ABOUT THIS......THE GOVERNOR AND LEGISLATURE CAN BE CALLED: "VAGINA BOB MCDONNELL AND THE VAGINETTS".
THESE CONSERVATIVE VIRGINIA POLITICIANS WILL BECOME KNOWN AS "TRUE CONSERVAGINAS."
THE NEW VIRGINIA MOTTO BY THE VIRGINIA LEGISLATURE CAN BE....." NO VAGINA LEFT UNTOUCHED!"
THE NEXT FUNDRAISING LAW FOR THE SOMEWHAT PERVERTED REPUBLICAN CONSERVAGINAS OF VIRGINIA WILL BE STATE VAGINA INSPECTION CENTERS WHERE WOMEN WILL HAVE MANDATORY YEARLY INSPECTIONS AND HAVE AN INSPECTION STICKER APPLIED.
OF COURSE THERE WILL BE THE EXCEPTION FOR MEMBERS OF THE LEGISLATURE AND THEIR FAMILIES AS WELL AS THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH SINCE THEY ARE THE PRIVILEGED ONES.
OMG! THE REPUBLICAN CONSERVAGINAS CAN SPONSOR THE "VIRGINIA VAGINA MONOLOGUES " PERFORMED BY GOV. VAGINA BOB MCDONNELL AND THE VAGINETTS.
AND TO THINK THAT ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT CONSERVATIVES DIDN'T BELIEVE IN BIG GOVERNMENT. AND THEY DON'T. THEY JUST BELIEVE IN A PROBING GOVERNMENT.
THE NEXT BIG THING IN VIRGINIA IS PASSING THE PERSONHOOD LAW WHERE A FERTILIZED EGG BECOMES A LITTLE PERSON. BUT THIS LAW IS ONLY TO HELP CREATE AN NEW KNITTING INDUSTRY FOR VIRGINIA.
YOU KNOW BOOTIES FOR MICROSCOPIC FEET.
| 9 |
| Vote |
subscribe to this blog
