GAY MARRIAGE
July 15th 2008 03:26
The question of gay marriage seems to elicit extremely strong responses from the not-so-gay right wing evangelical neocons unless caught in a public bathroom tap dancing.
Does this mean that the not-so-gay right wing tappers do not have a true understanding of Fergie's lady humps? Which in turn means, they are not-so-straight? Damned if I know! Sorry, I got off track for a moment sort of like gay Republicans who forget they are gay. Back to the question.
Gay marriage. So what's the big deal? I tell all my friends who happen to be gay that I want them to be able to marry legally and go through the same as every other couple. It's only fair that they shouldn't be able to just pack up and leave without suffering the same legal trauma that non-gay couples must go through to gain freedom from each others annoying habits and many times forces them to work things out. Where is the fairness?
Let's get real here.
I mean, if two people truly love each other what's the problem? Oh, yeah. The bible thing. Sorry, I forgot. Although it seems that in the Old Testament there was quite a bit of fornicating with anything that walked. But, this isn't a discussion on fornication. Although, we will have to do a post on fornication since politicians and fornication seem to go hand in hand. I just love that word. "Fornicate". It's a nine letter word that means a four letter word, but you don't get in trouble for saying it. Cool, huh?
Oops, off track again. I just can't seem to stay on the subject of gay marriage. I guess I'll never grow up to be a neocon evangelical Republican full of hate. Although, I would think being full of hate would tick off God. You know She's known to lose her temper sometimes. Or He, whichever makes you happy.
Does this mean that the not-so-gay right wing tappers do not have a true understanding of Fergie's lady humps? Which in turn means, they are not-so-straight? Damned if I know! Sorry, I got off track for a moment sort of like gay Republicans who forget they are gay. Back to the question.
Gay marriage. So what's the big deal? I tell all my friends who happen to be gay that I want them to be able to marry legally and go through the same as every other couple. It's only fair that they shouldn't be able to just pack up and leave without suffering the same legal trauma that non-gay couples must go through to gain freedom from each others annoying habits and many times forces them to work things out. Where is the fairness?
I mean, if two people truly love each other what's the problem? Oh, yeah. The bible thing. Sorry, I forgot. Although it seems that in the Old Testament there was quite a bit of fornicating with anything that walked. But, this isn't a discussion on fornication. Although, we will have to do a post on fornication since politicians and fornication seem to go hand in hand. I just love that word. "Fornicate". It's a nine letter word that means a four letter word, but you don't get in trouble for saying it. Cool, huh?
Oops, off track again. I just can't seem to stay on the subject of gay marriage. I guess I'll never grow up to be a neocon evangelical Republican full of hate. Although, I would think being full of hate would tick off God. You know She's known to lose her temper sometimes. Or He, whichever makes you happy.
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