MartyCOFFEE, LATTE, BEER, WHISKEY, TEA OR ME? YOUR VP.
August 18th 2008 17:46
SPECULATION GALORE!
Barack Obama and John McCain know who their VP choices are going to be, but are waiting for the right moment to give us the American Public the joyous news. OHMIGOD! THE ANTICIPATION JUST MAKES YOU WANT TO GO OUT AND BARF!
Well, maybe not barf, but at least go out and meet with friends, have a few, dance, possibly get lucky...........when I say get lucky I mean having a titillating intelligent conversation about the VP choices. OH YEAH, I'M SURE YOU BUY THAT. BUT AT LEAST WHEN YOU SAY THE WORD TITILLATING IT ROLLS OFF YOUR TONGUE IN A STIMULATING SORT OF WAY.
AND THAT'S A HELL OF A LOT MORE STIMULATING THAN THIS CAMPAIGN HAS BEEN LATELY.
YO! OBAMA! TAKE OFF THE GLOVES AND GROW A SET OF BALLS! OR LET MICHELLE GO OUT AND KICK SOME ASS IN HER FATIGUES AND COMBAT BOOTS!
The Republicans and McCain campaign are attacking and making progress in convincing the American Public that your too inexperienced to be commander-in- chief. You need to remind them about the big oil ass kissing moron in office now and how well he has done running this country.
Don't underestimate how sleazy John McCain and conservative Republicans can be. This group of Republicans not only crawled out from under the rock, they crapped corruption along the way. DUDE! YOUR GOING TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED IF YOU DON'T WAKE UP!
YOU NEED A VP WITH A BIG SET OF BALLS LIKE MICHELLE'S.(AND I MEAN THAT AS A COMPLIMENT TO MICHELLE.)
Those guys your campaign has been leaking to the press lost their SETS long time ago and haven't found them. Whether you like it or not, HILLARY CLINTON is the best choice for you. She will go out in the rural areas of Ohio and Pennsylvania, kick back a few and bring the voters to you. She's not afraid to attack the Republicans.......they've been going after her for years and she still kicks ass. THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED!
This election is not a done deal and the Republicans may lose the House and Senate, but capture the Presidency.
Now, for John McCain. John this is easy. Just like dumping a wife after an accident put her in the hospital and marrying a beer heiress. Hell, what good old boy wouldn't marry a beer heiress. The only difference is the good old boy would do it to drink the beer.
CONDOLEEZZA RICE. THAT'S YOUR BEST CHOICE DUDE. SHE CAN LIE WITH THE BEST OF THEM, BUT IT DOESN'T STICK TO HER. TEFLON! TEFLON! TEFLON!
NOW LETS GO OUT AND HAVE SOME FUN AND TITILLATING CONVERSATIONS WITH FRIENDS WHILE WE WAIT FOR THE VP ANNOUNCEMENTS.
Barack Obama and John McCain know who their VP choices are going to be, but are waiting for the right moment to give us the American Public the joyous news. OHMIGOD! THE ANTICIPATION JUST MAKES YOU WANT TO GO OUT AND BARF!
Well, maybe not barf, but at least go out and meet with friends, have a few, dance, possibly get lucky...........when I say get lucky I mean having a titillating intelligent conversation about the VP choices. OH YEAH, I'M SURE YOU BUY THAT. BUT AT LEAST WHEN YOU SAY THE WORD TITILLATING IT ROLLS OFF YOUR TONGUE IN A STIMULATING SORT OF WAY.
AND THAT'S A HELL OF A LOT MORE STIMULATING THAN THIS CAMPAIGN HAS BEEN LATELY.
YO! OBAMA! TAKE OFF THE GLOVES AND GROW A SET OF BALLS! OR LET MICHELLE GO OUT AND KICK SOME ASS IN HER FATIGUES AND COMBAT BOOTS!
The Republicans and McCain campaign are attacking and making progress in convincing the American Public that your too inexperienced to be commander-in- chief. You need to remind them about the big oil ass kissing moron in office now and how well he has done running this country.
Don't underestimate how sleazy John McCain and conservative Republicans can be. This group of Republicans not only crawled out from under the rock, they crapped corruption along the way. DUDE! YOUR GOING TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED IF YOU DON'T WAKE UP!
YOU NEED A VP WITH A BIG SET OF BALLS LIKE MICHELLE'S.(AND I MEAN THAT AS A COMPLIMENT TO MICHELLE.)
Those guys your campaign has been leaking to the press lost their SETS long time ago and haven't found them. Whether you like it or not, HILLARY CLINTON is the best choice for you. She will go out in the rural areas of Ohio and Pennsylvania, kick back a few and bring the voters to you. She's not afraid to attack the Republicans.......they've been going after her for years and she still kicks ass. THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED!
This election is not a done deal and the Republicans may lose the House and Senate, but capture the Presidency.
Now, for John McCain. John this is easy. Just like dumping a wife after an accident put her in the hospital and marrying a beer heiress. Hell, what good old boy wouldn't marry a beer heiress. The only difference is the good old boy would do it to drink the beer.
CONDOLEEZZA RICE. THAT'S YOUR BEST CHOICE DUDE. SHE CAN LIE WITH THE BEST OF THEM, BUT IT DOESN'T STICK TO HER. TEFLON! TEFLON! TEFLON!
NOW LETS GO OUT AND HAVE SOME FUN AND TITILLATING CONVERSATIONS WITH FRIENDS WHILE WE WAIT FOR THE VP ANNOUNCEMENTS.
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