MartyA CONSERVATIVES CHECKLIST PART 1
August 20th 2008 23:00
I THOUGHT I'D START A CHECKLIST SO CONSERVATIVES DON'T FORGET WHAT THEY REPRESENT, ESPECIALLY THE GEORGE W. BUSH CONSERVATIVES. WE'LL ADD TO IT TIME TO TIME.
1. YOU KNOW YOUR A BUSH CONSERVATIVE IF THE BROWN ON YOUR LIPS FROM KISSING HIS ASS FOR THE LAST 7 1/2 YEARS WON'T WASH OFF.
2. YOU KNOW YOUR A BUSH CONSERVATIVE IF YOU GIVE TAX CUTS TO LARGE CORPORATIONS AND BUDGET CUTS TO HEALTHCARE, EDUCATION AND ATTEMPT TO CUT VETERANS CARE.
3. YOU KNOW YOUR A BUSH CONSERVATIVE IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOU TO INVADE A COUNTRY BASED ON FALSE TESTIMONY AND LIES IN ORDER TO GAIN ACCESS TO THEIR OIL AND SHOW DADDY YOUR NOT THE COWARD FROM THE VIETNAM WAR PERIOD.
4. YOU KNOW YOUR A BUSH CONSERVATIVE IF YOU CAN OVERLOOK ALL THE MILITARY PERSONNEL AND CIVILIANS WHO DIED OR ARE PERMANENTLY DISABLED SO YOU CAN STAND ON A FLIGHT DECK IN YOUR PRETEND OUTFIT AND SAY, " BRING 'EM ON." AND WHEN THEY DO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE SAFE AT HOME.
5. YOU KNOW YOUR A BUSH CONSERVATIVE IF YOU BELIEVE HEALTH INSURANCE ISN'T NECESSARY FOR EVERYONE AS LONG AS YOU HAVE YOURS. OH, YOU MUST BE A CONSERVATIVE IN CONGRESS.
6. YOU KNOW YOUR A BUSH CONSERVATIVE IF IT'S OKAY FOR HALLIBURTON, BLACKWATER, AND OTHER FRIENDS OF THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION TO MAKE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OFF THE EFFORTS OF OUR COURAGEOUS MILITARY PERSONNEL.
7. YOU KNOW YOUR A BUSH CONSERVATIVE IF IT'S OKAY FOR THE GOVERNMENT TO MONITOR ALL OUR COMMUNICATIONS AND INVADE OUR PRIVACY WHILE GIVING TELECOMMUNICATIONS COMPANIES IMMUNITY FROM BREAKING THE LAW. OR, IF YOUR NOT A CONSERVATIVE BUT WENT ALONG WITH THIS.......YOUR A WUSS!!!
8. YOU KNOW YOUR A BUSH CONSERVATIVE IF IT'S OKAY TO SCREW OVER THE MIDDLE AND LOWER INCOME AMERICANS IN ORDER TO GIVE A TAX CUT TO THE VERY HIGH INCOME AMERICANS...YOU KNOW THE ONES WITH THE TAX SHELTERS.
9. YOU KNOW YOUR A BUSH CONSERVATIVE WHEN CONSERVATIVE SUPREME COURT JUSTICES DECIDE CASES IN FAVOR OF FRIENDS AND RELIGIOUS BELIEFS INSTEAD OF THE CONSTITUTION AND IT'S OKAY WITH YOU. AND ACCEPT A FEW TRAVEL PERKS AND GIFTS.
10. YOU KNOW YOUR A TRUE CONSERVATIVE WHEN YOU CAN WALK BY A HOMELESS FAMILY AND TELL THE FATHER TO GET A JOB WHEN THE COMPANY HE WAS WORKING FOR MOVED OVERSEAS IN ORDER TO HELP THE CEO MAKE A LARGER BONUS.
TO BE CONTINUED.................... ...............
1. YOU KNOW YOUR A BUSH CONSERVATIVE IF THE BROWN ON YOUR LIPS FROM KISSING HIS ASS FOR THE LAST 7 1/2 YEARS WON'T WASH OFF.
2. YOU KNOW YOUR A BUSH CONSERVATIVE IF YOU GIVE TAX CUTS TO LARGE CORPORATIONS AND BUDGET CUTS TO HEALTHCARE, EDUCATION AND ATTEMPT TO CUT VETERANS CARE.
3. YOU KNOW YOUR A BUSH CONSERVATIVE IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOU TO INVADE A COUNTRY BASED ON FALSE TESTIMONY AND LIES IN ORDER TO GAIN ACCESS TO THEIR OIL AND SHOW DADDY YOUR NOT THE COWARD FROM THE VIETNAM WAR PERIOD.
4. YOU KNOW YOUR A BUSH CONSERVATIVE IF YOU CAN OVERLOOK ALL THE MILITARY PERSONNEL AND CIVILIANS WHO DIED OR ARE PERMANENTLY DISABLED SO YOU CAN STAND ON A FLIGHT DECK IN YOUR PRETEND OUTFIT AND SAY, " BRING 'EM ON." AND WHEN THEY DO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE SAFE AT HOME.
5. YOU KNOW YOUR A BUSH CONSERVATIVE IF YOU BELIEVE HEALTH INSURANCE ISN'T NECESSARY FOR EVERYONE AS LONG AS YOU HAVE YOURS. OH, YOU MUST BE A CONSERVATIVE IN CONGRESS.
6. YOU KNOW YOUR A BUSH CONSERVATIVE IF IT'S OKAY FOR HALLIBURTON, BLACKWATER, AND OTHER FRIENDS OF THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION TO MAKE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OFF THE EFFORTS OF OUR COURAGEOUS MILITARY PERSONNEL.
7. YOU KNOW YOUR A BUSH CONSERVATIVE IF IT'S OKAY FOR THE GOVERNMENT TO MONITOR ALL OUR COMMUNICATIONS AND INVADE OUR PRIVACY WHILE GIVING TELECOMMUNICATIONS COMPANIES IMMUNITY FROM BREAKING THE LAW. OR, IF YOUR NOT A CONSERVATIVE BUT WENT ALONG WITH THIS.......YOUR A WUSS!!!
8. YOU KNOW YOUR A BUSH CONSERVATIVE IF IT'S OKAY TO SCREW OVER THE MIDDLE AND LOWER INCOME AMERICANS IN ORDER TO GIVE A TAX CUT TO THE VERY HIGH INCOME AMERICANS...YOU KNOW THE ONES WITH THE TAX SHELTERS.
9. YOU KNOW YOUR A BUSH CONSERVATIVE WHEN CONSERVATIVE SUPREME COURT JUSTICES DECIDE CASES IN FAVOR OF FRIENDS AND RELIGIOUS BELIEFS INSTEAD OF THE CONSTITUTION AND IT'S OKAY WITH YOU. AND ACCEPT A FEW TRAVEL PERKS AND GIFTS.
10. YOU KNOW YOUR A TRUE CONSERVATIVE WHEN YOU CAN WALK BY A HOMELESS FAMILY AND TELL THE FATHER TO GET A JOB WHEN THE COMPANY HE WAS WORKING FOR MOVED OVERSEAS IN ORDER TO HELP THE CEO MAKE A LARGER BONUS.
TO BE CONTINUED.................... ...............
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